this is the best line i’ve ever read
I’m not alone, I’ll never be. Into the bone, I’ll never grieve.
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
2014 in Movies > Urban Legend (1998)"It’s like someone out there is taking all of these stories and making them reality."
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
- website:You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.me:haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*me:me:wait i'm 20 years old
i bet you tupac & biggie are daft punk
love you, but i’m goin’ down…
I just got around to reading Noel Gallagher's interview with Rolling Stone. What did I get from it? The realization that I wish I could speak like...